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Thanksgiving jokes to share with your guests

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Q: Why was the Thanksgiving dressing so expensive?

A: Because it had 24 Carrots!

Q: Why can't you bring a turkey to church?

A: Because it'll use fowl language

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why do turkeys gobble?

A: Because they never learned table manners!

Q: What kind of key has legs and can't open doors?

A: A Turkey!

Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?

A: Bird class mail!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off!

Q: Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: How do you make gold soup?

A; Throw in fourteen carats!

Q: What's a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?

A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: What do you call a 500-pound turkey?

A: Sir!

Q: How do little Pilgrims draw pictures?

A: With crayon-berries!

Q: Why don't turkeys fly?

A: They can't afford plane tickets!

Q: What's the friendliest vegetable on Earth?

A: The sweet potato!

Q: What's a turkey's favorite type of doll?

A: Gobble-heads!

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